jungle bells

pare! wasap? wut?!? can't hear ya. sorry.

i heard someone say that christmas is just aroungd the corner. i went to the corner. nope. no christmas there. i went to the other corner, no christmas there too. so wtf?!? wut?!?

i notice christmas trees on many corners tho. funny thing is, those are not real trees. thanks be to gawd, the pader, and the mader. no wonder our forrest are nude and therefore no more forrest. see? a nude forrest is not a forrest. a nude tourist is not a tourist. the tourist will be jailed. the tourist will become a prisoner. because the tourist thought it was free. it is a tourist because it is a neuter. and neuters don;t engage in sex. why is the tourist jailed when it is a neuter. because the neuter grew balls to get naked. see the logic? wut?!?

back to christmas trees. they are not real trees. thus, christmas is not real. it's just an appointed day where we fool kids that there's a santa. and santa is a pedophile because there are no elves. or dwarves. just kids. see? wut?!?

and reindeers that fly? no way. hmmm. if santa comes from the north pole and he brings presents to chimneys all over the world, that means he's not flying. he's falling. like from north to south falling. he just has good timing. and timing gives santa many many kids. and kids make toys. and toys make kids happy. what a tautology. wut?!?

have you seen a reindeer fall? or fall with a reindeer? no. i live in the philippines. no way there's no fall here. well, we fell for gloria. what can i say? wut?!? yeah. i said 'wut?!?'

kapish. time for kopee.