global warming

pucha, pare. it's been hot lately and wexed and i have been chatting about global warming and how to go about it. let me educate you a bit on how to help.

global warming is brought about by libido. with all the humans in this planet, pare, i wouldn't be surprised. add in to that the birds and the bees and the animals in the trees, pare. every time a manoy gets beaten, or a pp having its dose of sunshine, or something shoved into your body where the sun doesn't shine, heat emissions occur. thus, global warming, pare. its true. my pappy told me so.

so what do we do about it? take a bath, pare. it's the best way. take a cold shower every so often if you can. the pr0n sites aren't helping much. exercise is just an excuse. fuck your brains off, but make sure the aircon is on.

oh well. the brainiac wexed thought it wouldn't help much. the baths and the airconditioning. so i said, why not just turn every fucking cooling agent on the planet on and open those damn doors so it'd be cooler outside? hah! pucha, pare. brilliant! fucking brilliant, pare! (hi jeyps! remember then arnistas, pare? pucha) fucking-A brilliantitotitos (smuy smuy gems).

well, that's not helping much too. so we set out to determine the earth's core temperature. imagine a child, just being born (congrats on the new baby, kim! ok, daddy, baby first). how do we get its temp? get a thermometer and stick it up the baby's ass. it begs the question, where exactly is the earth's ass? down there, pare. classic lit. 20000 leagues beneath the sea. yep. how do we get there? via the yellow submarine, pare. since these are modern times, it should be a nuclear yellow submarine pare. make a big one. ask the russians. nay, the vietnamese. they're good with attacks from the behind, pare.

why go nuclear? so that it can power itself without having to surface for a long time. get thet nuclear yellow sub, stick it up the earth's ass, turn the airconditioning on full. come on! the earth would have a swell time. it will swell due to something up its ass and get a cold at the same time because of the same thing! well, good luck to more earthquakes but the point is to arrest global warming. by the way, who the hell is he?

cheers, pare!

PS: when i die, bury me face down so that the rest of the world can kiss my ass. (seen somewhere in the 'net)

UPDATE: i was corrected by sonic on my thesis of the earth's ass. well, i'll pray about the truthfulness of that. i might arrive at some form of enlightenment.

more thoughts. mohamed is the architect of the first dildo? mohamedan, thy kingdom come. of course! come some more. blasted volcanoes are achuli large pps. and when they blow, orgasmic, pare. deym! the moslems are right. the buddhists are gay. the boom bays ride small motorcycles and the only numbers they know are 5 and 6. the christians... well, the christians say 'holy luuuu-yeah!'.

sori meca! kain tayo baboy. 100% pure beef na baboy, pare (thanks, tet). hostshots, anybody?