smegmatic personality

pucha, pare. pukingnamongkupalka!

so there i was, right? down in shangri-la, right? the one in edsa corner shaw, pare. not the one near heavens high or hell so low. so there i was. all by my lonesome. cool doohd, pare. so 'pucha', pare.

so yun na nga and there it was. lo and behold. nice chic chick. complete package. fully loaded. todo ogle to the depths tong the eyes, kung-makuha-ka-sa-tingin mode.

todo follow. todo scanning radar all the way. christmas is long gone and my lone ranger goes jingle bells.

tangna. some doohd suddenly ejaculating (look it up the dick-shun-ary, dodo) "hang sahrap ng aish teee" while looking at the chic chick's dodo. eh pukingnang-kungdikabanamangago. sobsaben-uhten. pogi ka nga, may pera ka nga. wala ka namang modo. pucha-pares unite!(because i said so.) we are against such alta sociodad lowlife! (because i am *the* pucha pare. besides, i miss rexie "state of eternal drunkenness (way ko gaagi di (pointing to 'hubog') ga direcho ko di (pointing to 'ma-oy') (i hate lisp but i need to nest parens. sowi)" demogena, ultimate lord kainam. chi phi pi, payt! payt!)

so, pare. this is an act of public service. please, gehls (kuya germs, kay ba yan?). whenever you are in the company of harsh, smegmatic, pucha-pare wannabees, please send my regards and give them a happy slap on the face. put in a twenty peso bill to send them home, too.

kupalkakingnamo. pucha, pare.