immaculate conception

pucha, pare. so i was thinking about the dooohd jehsus, pare. there are several theories i have playing in my mind.

one, there is no such thing as 'immaculate conception'. mother teresa should have had plenty of kids if this kind of parthenogenesis abound in humans. (pucha-pares are subhumans. we don't do ourselves pare. we just are.)

two, jehsus was the first rastafarian. not bob marley. bob marley is the carnal reincarnation incarnate of jehsus. which means that the hindii (plural of hindux, single for hindi, which is the wrong way for oo) were right all along.

three, there is no matrix. it was a false name for the spice. melange does not exist. only cinnamon, which can be found in dates. if you don't have a date (you won't get to smell cinnamon), you'll be blissfully single. so was mary when she parthenogeneticized. poor joseph's mojo. may it be in heaven blaspheming like crazy.

four, is twice two. jehsus had very high karma, thus was rereevaluated as a rock star. nay, a holy rockstar.

rastah, maaahn. pucha.

chow main arnaiz (we need to eat so eat we will.)